🔥 MUST-START VIBE: Jayden Daniels (vs. Cowboys)

Jayden Daniels is about to embarrass the Cowboys like a kid who just learned the Fortnite dance at recess. Passing yards? Done. Rushing touchdowns? All day. The Cowboys are the Oprah of fantasy points: “You get a touchdown! You get a touchdown! EVERYONE gets a touchdown!”

MUST START PROJECTION ( PPR )  26.50 

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🤡 SNEAKY VIBE DUO: Malik Nabers & Tommy DeVito (vs. Buccaneers)
Tommy DeVito under center? Relax, it’s not Armageddon. If he made Slayton and Robinson look competent, Nabers is about to look like Jerry Rice on steroids. The Bucs’ defense couldn’t stop a nosebleed—this is basically a charity event.

😴 SLEEPY VIBE QB: Tua Tagovailoa (vs. Patriots)
Tua’s heating up like that mac and cheese you left in the fridge, and the Patriots’ blitz is about to get served. It’s Thanksgiving leftovers vs. an air fryer, and Tua’s the chef.

🚫 BAD VIBE QB: Matthew Stafford (vs. Eagles)
Stafford’s colder than your ex liking your new partner’s Instagram post. And against the Eagles? He’s about to get sacked so hard, they’ll send him back to 2015.

🔥 GOOD VIBE RB: Brian Robinson Jr. (vs. Cowboys)
The Cowboys’ run defense is a bad joke. Joe Mixon hit them for three touchdowns last week, and Robinson’s ready to turn it into an open mic night. Fantasy points? Served hot and endless.

😴 SLEEPY VIBE RB: Trey Benson (at Seahawks)
Benson is your sneaky hero—quiet, dependable, and ready to deliver. Seattle’s defense is softer than a rom-com plot, and Benson’s about to steal the spotlight.

🚫 BAD VIBE RB: Kyren Williams (vs. Eagles)
Kyren’s got a better chance of winning the lottery than finding the end zone against Philly. Just bench him—don’t let this matchup ruin your Sunday.

🔥 GOOD VIBE WR: Malik Nabers (vs. Buccaneers)
DeVito might look like he’s auditioning for “The Longest Yard,” but Nabers will still feast. The Bucs’ secondary is a buffet, and Nabers is first in line with a plate the size of Texas.

😴 SLEEPY VIBE WR: Nick Westbrook-Ikhine (at Texans)
Ikhine’s hot streak is insane—he’s that guy who wins on every scratch-off ticket. Against the Texans? He’s about to cash in again. Cha-ching.

🚫 BAD VIBE WR: Jakobi Meyers (vs. Broncos)
Jakobi vs. Pat Surtain II is like you vs. taxes—painful and inevitable. Don’t even bother; there’s no winning this matchup.

🔥 GOOD VIBE TE: Travis Kelce (vs. Panthers)
Kelce had a bad week? I don’t care. He’s still the headliner, and the Panthers are just the opening act. Watch him turn this game into the fantasy equivalent of a Super Bowl halftime show with his girlfriend, and he’s the hype man.

😴 SLEEPY VIBE TE: Ja’Tavion Sanders (vs. Chiefs)
Sanders is finally getting noticed, like the nerd who suddenly hit the gym. Against the Chiefs, he’s about to flex.

🚫 BAD VIBE TE: Tucker Kraft (vs. 49ers)
Kraft’s stat line is the dating app bio of fantasy football: “Low effort, low reward, probably not worth it.” Against the 49ers? Swipe left and forget it.

🔥 GOOD VIBE WR: Rome Odunze (vs. Vikings)
The Bears’ passing game is like watching paint dry with a twist—you’re the one applying the paint. But Odunze is the one bright spot in this snooze-fest. Against the Vikings’ defense (a.k.a. warm bodies in uniforms), he’s about to turn this into his own art exhibit.